Three guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce
and Bluey. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance
takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Foster's.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies.
"That's unbelievable! You told the lady her husband was dead and she
gave you the beer?"
"Well not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, I said
to her,'You must be Steve's widow'. She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'
And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Foster's you are'."
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