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U.S. Preparing Assistance to French
President Bush May Send Marines to Assist French
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire once again.
Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little bastards.
According to Bush "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now.”
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send upwards of three, possibly five marines to Paris to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene.
Gen. Peter Pace admitted however that he was having a difficult time finding even one marine willing to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time. The General was however certain that he could persuade a few women Air Force members to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored.
He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure that any soldiers sent did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. According to the President, “the less they stand out the better.”
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