LOL! No Sir G, it's a 12 pound one but it is frozen SOLID...so it will take at least 3 days to thaw out enough to prep and cook.
HA, HEYA Horatio! No, don't need to blimp up...Lord knows we've already blimped too far as it is!

But we'll still be eating pretty well on the Turkey day! Turkey, stuffing, roasted potatoes, carrots...pumpkin pie to name a few things!