LOL - I saw an article in the paper today (no jokes Lanesra) cheering that the local city (Perth) had been allocated the 3rd test of the next Ashes series. It went on to expound about how outstanding this was for us because we West Australians would more than likely be the people on hand to see the Ashes handed back to us after the winning of the series.
Even I thought that a tad presumptious (I mean - what about the chances of rain in the first 2 matches) but I had a good grin thinking of a reaction from you and de man without de center