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Old 11-17-2005, 04:57 AM   #17
armageddon272
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Join Date: September 20, 2004
Location: Maine, feel sorry for me
Age: 34
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I believe that exterminator overreacted a bit, but I'd be pretty ticked off too if my 28,000 dominos were knocked over. Someone said, "What if a person knocked them over, would you shoot them?." Frankly, the guy was using a pellet gun, so I would have shot them (probably in the shins) or at least hit him in the face.

I mean, I can somewhate see where the animal rights activists are coming from, but then I keep a line from South Park comes to mind.

Quote:
Mr. Garrison: All right, children, I have just been informed that since our school has been attacked by eco-terrorists for the 47th time, we are going to change our school mascot.
Class: AWWWWWWWWW!!!
Stan: Buh, Mr. Garrision, if we change our mascot, that means the eco-terrorists win!
Mr. Garrison: That's right, Stanley, the eco-terrorists win. [approaches the students with a stack of papers and begins distributing it] Now, I have here a mascot selection sheet. Every student is supposed to check the box next to the mascot they like the most. And the most popular selection will be the school's new mascot.
Clyde: But we like being the Cows! [a bucket of fake blood is doused on him and the rest of the class gasps.]
Dreadlocked PETA man: You're responsible for the enslavement and genocide of millions!
Mr. Garrison: [taking action] Get, get outta here, PETA! We're changin' the mascot already!
Dreadlocked PETA man: Who'll speak for those who cannot speak for themselves??
Mr. Garrison: [throws some papers at the PETA member] Go on, get, get outta here! [breaks out a can of mace and sprays it on him] Get, get out! [the man leaves] Jesus, where do they keep coming from?? [sprays some more for effect] Go on, get outta here.
Stan: This is bullcrap, dude!
Mr. Garrison: Now children, it's not that bad. There's plenty of great new mascots on the sheet to chose from. The Hurricanes, the Blizzards, the Redskins, the Indians...
Wendy: But aren't Indians and Redskins just as offensive?
Mr. Garrison: No, those are fine. PETA doesn't care about people.
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