Hahaha. I wonder if the driver was under the influence of something other than a lack of intelligence.
I ordered a pizza at 1.30am the other night, rang through a few places before finding one that was still open at that time. About 45 minutes later a guy of about 55 I'd think, turned up in a Peugot 205, skidded to a halt and got out, obviously fairly drunk. After exchanging the goods he proceeded to speed off again...wonder if he made it home safely?