[burnzey boi]

There was an airplane crash on a deserted island with three survivors, an American, Australian and an irishman. The three of them start to shake when a grimacing mean looking man comes along with his 3 slaves. As the Cheif spoke "You have invaded my land like many others. You must pass a test of endurance, if failed you will be killed, thus if you live you are granted life on my island."
The three of them looked at each other for two reasons, the first at the fact that the cheif could speak English, the second that they had to pass a test to live. "Now, go and get some fruit. When you come back, you have to not utter a word or sound. Go.." And the cheif sent them off.
The Australian came back first with a pear.
He looked grimacly at the green thing and proceeded to shove it up his behind, but unfortunately it made him cough and so he was speared.
The American came along with 10 grapes and continued his job. One by one he was squeezing them in, he was on his last berry when he laughed himself to death. When the American arrived at heaven the Aussie says to him, "How come you gave up? you were the easiest of us all!"
And the American goes "Well you would crack up too if you saw someone bringing a pineapple!

[ 10-14-2005, 06:07 AM: Message edited by: burnzey boi ]