[Vaskez]

>The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
>bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
>condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the
>pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the
>pressure is to remove your testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed.
>He wondered if he had anything to live for.He had no choice but to go
>under the knife.When he left the hospital, he was without a headache
>for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an
>important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized
>that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning
>and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought,
>"That's what I need ... a new suit. That'll make me feel a little
>better."
> He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The
>elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 Tall"
>Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
>years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit ... it fit perfectly.
>As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
>new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The
>salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
>Joe was surprised. "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
>business 60 years."
> Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably
>around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
>Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's
>see ... size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I`ve got you there", " I've
>worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head,
>"You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up
>against the base of your spine and give you a
> heck of a headache."