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Some lines from the two ronnies news presenters sketches.....
The Two Ronnies:
"The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on"
The Two Ronnies:
"The search for the man who terrorizes nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow"
The Two Ronnies:
"On a packed show tonight, we'll be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who can no longer make ends meet"
Just some of his many lines that had me in tears then and LMAO now, though they are as old as they come.
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fossils - natures way of laughing at creationists for over 3 billion years
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