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Originally posted by Ilander:
Reminds me of how one of my favorite nonsensical responses, when people ask me if I'd like (fill in the blank), I tell them "I'm on the patch"
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I usually say "I'm trying to quit." This goes from anything to a kind of soda to a kind of food. Last night, though, I was at a restaurant and someone asked if I wanted a mushroom. I said, "Mushroom? No, thanks, I'm trying to quit" and I got a really funny look, for some reason.
Then again, it was more polite than stating my actual reason for not eating mushrooms.
"They're fungus..."
Not something you want to hear when you're eating it, I'd imagine.