Today be
national talk like a pirate day , so less'n ye want ter spend yer daylight hours scrubbin' the galley, get to it and speak like ye were born to!
And if'n yer not part o' this national sea, ye kin still show what yer made of... jest talk like a pirate wherever ye are, and the rest of those land-lubberin' scalawags will know that yer with us, and they'll bring ye fine treasures to keep ye from pillaging and looting.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!