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Old 08-06-2005, 12:56 AM   #34
Dalamar Stormcrow
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Join Date: November 1, 2003
Location: My own little world
Age: 34
Posts: 828
Ok.....A black dude, a mexican dude, and a white dude, all homeless, walk onto a farm. They ask the farmer if they can stay in his barn. He agrees, but as he does, his smoking hot daughter comes out. The farmer says, "If you sleep with my daughter, some sh*t is gonna go down." So the 3 men all catch each other sneaking to her bedroom after she invited them after dinner. After gettin' down with the farmers daughter and sneaking back to the barn, the farmer catches them, and tells them to go pick out their favorite fruit from the fields, while he watches them with his rifle. The white guy brings back some grapes, and the farmer tells him to shove 20 grapes up his ass. The mexican brings back a peach, and the farmer makes him shove 20 up his ass. The black man is the last to come back with
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A watermelon HAHAHAHAHAH

[ 08-06-2005, 12:59 AM: Message edited by: Dalamar Stormcrow ]
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