[Pop 'n Fresh]

Suzie was walking down the hallway when she heard her sister yelling at her boyfriend over the phone. Oh my god your such an ass. Curious, Suzie walked into her sister's room and asked her what ass meant. Um....Uh.....Ass means boyfriend.... yeah. Happy that she had learnt a new word she continued walking down the hallway until she heard her father in the bathroom. S**T
Suzie stepped into the bathroom to ask her dad whats wrong. Dont worry suzie, i just cut myself shaving thats all. .... Daddy? Whats SH*T mean?
Uh....um...hmmm...SH*T means shaving cream....
Suzie happily trotted down the stairs and into the kitchen. F**K! Mummy whats wrong? I cut myself thats all suzie. But mummy whats F**K mean? erm... it means cut... Now please stop asking questions. i have to have this turkey prepared before your fathers boos gets here.
DINGDONG!
Suzie cna you answer that for me? suzie answered the door only to be confronted by her fathers boss. Hello there little girl, can you tell me where your family is?
well, my sister's talking to her ass on the phone, my dad's upstairs wiping the S**T off his face and my mother is F**King the turkey.

F**K = cut
SH*T = shaving cream
Ass = Boyfreind
For easier clarification.
I should probably add speech marks as i realise you may get some peoples dialogue around the wrong way but...... meh. Me proofread? When hell freezes over.

What happens when you try to hard?
You S**T your pants.

[ 07-29-2005, 09:40 AM: Message edited by: Pop 'n Fresh ]