[Ziroc]

Originally posted by Grojlach: Come on, isn't it obvious already? Dada is the key word here. The message board will be replaced with the old threaded forum style, all avatars will turn into surrealistic artwork by Marcel Duchamp (with Ziroc himself sporting the infamous Fountain), and we'll all be talking about the various ways to interpret Nude descending a staircase No. 2 and replace all political debates (which are futile, hollow, disillusioning and rigid anyway) with discussions on the pornographic nature of Georgia O'Keeffe's work. Also, monetary donations will be done away with, as surreal interpretations and booger statues of dollar bills are where the real money is at, yo. Any self-proclaimed artwork will be criticised and broken down to its core of stickmen and bicycle wheels screwed on a stand, while posting manga-inspired 'artwork' will be likened to leprosy. Random, nihilistic posts will become the norm, while formulaic jokes and gimmicks are only allowed to be parodied in a surreal and offensive manner - just as long as they don't appeal to other posters in any conventional ways. Can't wait!

Holy crap bob, lay off the crack pipe!