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Old 06-15-2005, 09:10 AM   #10
Aragorn1
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Join Date: July 3, 2001
Location: Cornwall England
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A police man saw two men, one drinking battery acid, the other eating fireworks. One man was charged, the other let off.

Eight expensive Rolex watches were stolen from a jewelers.
Police are looking for a punctual octopus.

A very large hole appeared in the High Street.
Police are looking into it.

A lorry load of wigs was stolen overnight
Police are combing the area.

A toilet was stolen from the police station.
The Detectives have nothing to go on.

[ 06-15-2005, 09:20 AM: Message edited by: Aragorn1 ]
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