And now with a dictionary!
Pulchritude possesses solely coetaneous profundity
Beauty doesn't last? Coetaneous = of the same age... *scratches head*
Freedom from encrustations of grime is contagious to rectitude
Cleanliness is next to Godliness
Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion
Spare the rod and spoil the child
Opting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted
Beggars cannot be choosers
Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally
Good deeds are their own reward. (Got this before I looked it up...
(after checking... yay! correct
)
Neophyte’s serendipity
Beginner's luck
The person representing the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation
He who laughs last, laughs loudest.
Abstention from elevatory undertakings precludes a potential escalation of a lucrative nature
If you don't gamble, you can't win? Still kinda stuck...
Eschew obfuscated phraseology: employ perspicuous verbiage
Don't use complicated terms, speak simply... ?
Veracity ascertains emancipation
The truth will set you free.
A pulchritudinous entity pleasures eternally
Argh! Its on the tip of my tongue.
A something is a joy for ever. A beautiful thing...
Mandate establishing orb and bicuspid exchange
A rule about suns and moons changing places?
New York is New York and California is California, but an encounter between them cannot ever exist
It is common for mankind to be amiss in the commission of an omission, but permission for remission is the mission of providence
To err is human, to forgive is divine.
Fair damsel’s drudgery both drag on forever
A woman's work is never done.
In scant cognition there’s a precarious condition
Ignorance is dangerous?
Propinquity avails itself only in the coverlets of equine quadru-bases
Family means nothing outside the horse's blankets? urgh!