[Callum]

Surveillance should precede salvation
Look before you leap? I just can't figure out leap and salvation...
Pulchritude possesses solely coetaneous profundity

Freedom from encrustations of grime is contagious to rectitude

It is Fruitless to become lachrymose over perceptibly departed lacteal fluid
No use crying over spilt milk
It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers
You can't teach an old dog new tricks
All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
All that glitters is not gold
Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion
Damn... I can feel this one hiding from me in the back of my mind.
The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not reach 100 Centigrade
A watched pot never boils.
Opting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted
Something about beggars...
Where there are visible vapors having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials there is conflagration
Where there's smoke, there's fire
A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiates the potable concoction produced by steeping certain combustibles.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally

Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles
Those who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones.
Neophyte’s serendipity
Fool's errand? Only thing I can think of...
Male cadavers are incapable of yielding and testimony
Dead men tell no tales.
Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interlude of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous Fellow.
All work and no play, makes John a dull boy. (It was the name that gave me this one)
A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of minute, verdant bryophitic vegetation
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
The person representing the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation

Missiles of a ligneous or petrous consistency have the potential of fracturing my osseous structure, but appellations will eternally remain innocuous
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Abstention from elevatory undertakings precludes a potential escalation of a lucrative nature

Eschew obfuscated phraseology: employ perspicuous verbiage
Something along the lines of "Don't beat around the bush?"
Veracity ascertains emancipation

A pulchritudinous entity pleasures eternally

Mandate establishing orb and bicuspid exchange

Don’t inquire and you won’t be treated to deceit
Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.
Four farthing coins for confessing fancies
A penny for your thoughts.
New York is New York and California is California, but an encounter between them cannot ever exist

A singular measure if 28.3 grams used to anticipate, interrupt, and forestall an impending event has a value equivalent to sixteen times that amount applied later as a restorative remedy.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
It is common for mankind to be amiss in the commission of an omission, but permission for remission is the mission of providence

Fair damsel’s drudgery both drag on forever

In scant cognition there’s a precarious condition

Propinquity avails itself only in the coverlets of equine quadru-bases
Something about horse's blankets... but I can't remember the phrase.