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Bungleau · 05-31-2005, 10:25 PM

Reminds me of something one of my buddies said when crossing into Canada years ago...

Customs Agent: Any alcohol to declare?

Buddy 1: No.

CA: Any tobacco?

Buddy 1: No.

CA: Any firearms?

Buddy 2, to Buddy 1: Think that includes the M-16 broken down in the trunk?

CA, slipping a marker onto the car: Pull over there, please...

They didn't find the M-16, but it wasn't for lack of effort in disassembling the trunk looking for it.

Never mess with someone who's on duty. Especially someone who can let you sit in a jail cell for the next 72 hours "just because".... [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]

05-31-2005, 10:25 PM	#10
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Reminds me of something one of my buddies said when crossing into Canada years ago... Customs Agent: Any alcohol to declare? Buddy 1: No. CA: Any tobacco? Buddy 1: No. CA: Any firearms? Buddy 2, to Buddy 1: Think that includes the M-16 broken down in the trunk? CA, slipping a marker onto the car: Pull over there, please... They didn't find the M-16, but it wasn't for lack of effort in disassembling the trunk looking for it. Never mess with someone who's on duty. Especially someone who can let you sit in a jail cell for the next 72 hours "just because".... [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img] __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.