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An elderly man limped into his doctor's office. "Doc, my left knee hurts so bad I can hardly walk!" The doctor eyed him, paused, and said, "Mr. Johnson, how old are you?" "I'm 98!" he announced proudly. The doctor sighed and said, "Sir, you're almost a hundred years old and you're complaining that your knee hurts? What do you expect?" The Johnson replied, "Well, my right knee is 98 too, and it doesn't hurt!"
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