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10 things why australia is the best: *snip*
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And here's why Britain is better:
We get to dump ours on Scandinavia
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2: we can talk crap about john howard
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So can we [img]smile.gif[/img]
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3: we have the best trained soldiers
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One word: SAS
Nobody hates us either...oh..er..right [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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5: we have rove live, neihgbours and home and away
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Doctor Who, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers and Dad's Army.
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6: chicks reckon our accents are hot
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American, Canadian, French and Australian chicks dig ours
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7: we look better, nice n' tanned
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D'oh!
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8: we invented the air tank for water
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See above [img]smile.gif[/img] We invented nearly everything. Until we had to give it all to the Americans for help in WW2 [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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9: we have a secret nuculear bomb heading towards.. somewhere...
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At this very moment Australia is surrounded by Britain's cunning invisible underwater nuclear arsenal
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10: hardly ever murders occur here!
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Well...its ok if you don't live in Birmingham. Or Nottingham [img]tongue.gif[/img]
And a bad thing: Our currency is to strong! Devalue my pretty, let those exports flow...
[ 05-04-2005, 05:43 PM: Message edited by: shamrock_uk ]