Not to take over from Arvon, but....
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies." he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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Yes, it's old. Yes, it's been around a thousand times. But I don't think I've seen it here recently, and it just felt good to pass it along [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.
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