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Originally posted by Luvian:
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Originally posted by quietman1920:
I was tagged for death from the first time I played. I was a fighter/magic user (1/2)and really was supposed to die in the doppleganger trap. The DM's girlfriend was a lvl 5 rhinemaiden (fighter). Some how, she and I ended up the only two left alive in the trap...and the trap was dopple-gangers. Well, her strong dopple killed her strong self while my weak dopple was so weak, that somehow I killed my dopple.
I got the sword the DM had specialy DM crafted for her. I got all her expected level 5 equipment. I got the XP of (5) player characters, because the other 4 were dead when by killing the dopple, I completed the quest. I popped about 3 levels.
It Gets Worse/Better...
I roll for a familiar. They had (2) 10-sided dice. My first roll- zero.
One of the group says "hey, wouldn't it be funny if he got a psu..." It was all he could get out before Death Stare from DM's squeeze cut him down.
I roll the second time- Zero.
At this point, she begins to actually cry (wail to be acurate) and the DM is settling up with me on one hand and calming her down with the other. The session broke up for the night. The DM didn't get lovin' for 2 full weeks.
The very next session I played, I was back-stabbed by an Assasin and my corpse was ripped to shreds by the claws of a dragon "beyond the ability to raise". One of the party memebrs actually started to say "But what if we..." and the DM smiled a cruel smile and said "Don't go there."
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Get a real DM... [/QUOTE]Luvian, I wish it was that easy. (why does everyone think that there are dozens of campaigns to choose from at every point of the compass?) Truthfully, his gf was witch with a capital 'B' and she caused my good fortune to become my death sentance.
On a side note, is there a man here who, once in receipt of regular nookey, would look kindly upon the person who caused an artificial 2-week drought in their love-life, even by accident? (I'm lucky he didn't beat me with a bat...!)