Bubba and a Yankee applied for the same engineering job down at the refinery. They were equally qualified, so the manager asked them to take a test. When they were done, the manager told Bubba, "Thanks for your interest, but we're gonna give the job to the Yankee." Bubba asked, "Why? Did he get more answers right?" "No, Bubba, you both got all the questions right except the last one." Then why are you giving him the job?" The manager replied, "I based my decision not on the correct answers, but rather on the one question that you both missed." "On the one we missed? How is one wrong answer better than another?" "Bubba, it's like this: On question #4, the Yankee put down, 'I don't know.' And you put down, 'Neither do I!'"
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A Greek and an Italian were discussing whose culture was superior. The Greek said, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian replied, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorted, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian nodded agreement, but said, "But we built the Roman Empire." With a flourish of finality the Greek said, "Yeah, but we invented sex!" The Italian thought a moment and then trumped him. "Perhaps, but we Italians introduced it to women!"
