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Originally posted by Arvon: Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?

Bad parents

Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?

Fruit

How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color?

Because it's too thinly spread, which is the idea, you can see where theres too much

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

And a burnt down churchs shows how much more faith?

Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?

Yes

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

Heads up, meaning look up so you know where to move to avoid the danger

Whats a question with no answer called?

rhetorical

How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

Because before the sign was put up there was no comand not to walk on the grass

When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

It let's less heat out

If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?

Two crumbs by definition of a crumb

"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"

Captin hand maybe?

Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?

Not often

Do bald people get dandruff?

Not that I know of

Why doesn't baking soda freeze?

Everything freazes at low enough temperatures, your not getting it cold enough

What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?

You'd be imprissoned in the genie's flask for your greed

If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?

Possibly, would depend on how the milk was chocofiyed

If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?

Yes, though some companys would wave the fee if you died while returning it

Can a person with no ears wear glasses?

Yes

Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)?

Occasional

Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?

Most often not

If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?

Depends on how they died, but their bladder would most likey empty after they expiered

How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?

I expect you mean for nuetritional value, well it's because the deep frying starts to break them down so they no longer hold the same nuetrients

Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?

Yes

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

Both if weilded with faith and conviction, neither if held by the faithless. They are repelled by the faith drawing the attetion of a divine being onto the symbol, not the symbol itself, kind of like a personal attack allarm, it does diddly if no one hears it, but it might scare off an attacker in a built up area

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Because the personaltys of a child tend not to manifest through the child to the same effect, the child is not seeing anyone but is imagining them, and so can tell them appart from real people.


Simple questions realy.