[burnzey boi]

THE STORY SO FAR..
One day there lived a little pumpkin boy that lived in number 34 h20 road by an old watermelon factory. He lived with his mum, his dad and his dog fido. after school one day he decided to go walk by the watermelon factory but on the way
A mad caffeine crazed donkey came rushing from across the road and ran towards the pumpkin boy with a hungry look in his eyes. "Ah, there you are Assface!" cried the pumpkin boy. "I've got you a present!" The pumpkin boy whistled, and his dog Fido came scampering around the corner. with a small a warped present attached to his back. Assface asks eagerly, "What's in the box, Pumpkin Boy?"
"Well it's a raincoat inside a saucepan, "we are going to the watermelon factory after all", said the pumpkin boy to Assface "and you remember what it was like last time both of us were there and we needed a saucepan and raincoat. Anyway, lets hurry up, I think it's almost dawn. So Assface and the little pumpkin boy slowly made their way to the watermelon factory, but even though it was only 20m ahead of them they became too hungry and decided to walk to the corner shop and buy some taco's but they were stopped by the grammar monster, who smacked them both upside the head for crap grammar and then sent them on their way towards the taco shop. Little did they know that the taco shop had been bought out and turned into a brothel. With sore upside the head's they made their way inside the brothel, hoping to find some taco's or something good to eat, when the pumpkin boy suddenly noticed his dad walking into one of the back rooms. His dad was wearing a fake moustache and yellow spandex. The boy thought best not to follow into the back room and continued on his quest to find some tacos. Walking past another back room door, it suddenly opened. A middle-aged woman appeared in the door way and said "Ahh need maaah raaazer". The boy's eyes grew large and he went into a gallop to hurry along with his quest. Outside, he saw a blue umbrella that Was being held by a strange naked man who began to follow pumpkin boy where ever he went, suddenly, pumpkin boy burst into a sprint to escape the strange man, but unfortunately he tripped on a three-toed sloth that happened to be crossing his path and fell face-down into a large puddle of elephant droppings. The naked man managed to dodge the sloth but slipped on a banana peel. Thus their disadvantages equalised, they both got up and pumpkin boy continued running all the while on the lookout for a taco shop. When he finally found one, he was refused entry for being an accessory to naked men roaming the streets, however when the naked man heard this he went into a rage and attacked the Taco Shop with a bazooka he found in a large tree nearby. After blasting the bits out of the people (though with no serious injuries), he proceeded to make him and Pumpkin boy some tacos. But, they soon discovered that Assface was the subject of an evil virus that caused him to grow incredibly large, turn green and become extremely angry, he turned and faced the naked man who turned out to be Gangrell wearing a fake moustache which fell off when he jumped in panic at seeing Assface turn towards him. Naked Gangrell turned and ran quickly towards the nearest tree and began scrambling up, only to discover that the bark was Slippery and he began to slide down again so he ran into Sears to get some clothes. The shoppers were so frightened that they just threw him clothes, TV's, whatever he wanted so he could just get out, but he then realised that he wanted to be naked so he began skipping around left the store, only to be greeted by Godzilla who had just finished terrorizing a nearby town and had come here to get some taco's and visit the brothel, so he did. We won't go into how GZ managed to fit in the brothel, but on popping his head into one of the back rooms he did find pumpkin boy's dad being whipped by a middle-aged woman dressed in leather unfortunately, Godzilla is extremely radioactive, thus causing Pumpkin boys dad's skin to burn off and kill him, but after many years in the brothel, this had no affect on the middle aged woman become a focal point of scientific study. Meanwhile, pumpkin boy is looking for tacos in the lounge shop in the library. he needed a way to escape Godzilla and find some of those crispy taco's that he dearly loved. but Godzilla found him and ripped of the library roof and horror struck his face with a giant mallet. Temporarily off-put by this sudden mallet hit, the pumpkin boy fell to the floor, just as Godzilla snapped his powerful teeth where the pumpkin boy's head had been a few seconds before, sending lounges and books flying in all directions. Assface, gripped the pumpkin boy by the stork on his head, and hurriedly dragged him under a table to protect him.
Suddenly something from across the library caught the pumpkin boy's eye But it was too late, Godzilla used his mighty large foot to stomp on the library and the entire shop was crushed, killing the pumpkin boy, but luckily due to Assface’s bulkiness, he was able to withstand Godzilla's weight and knock him down
Senselessly until he was extremely tired and needed a nice quiet nap. but after a few minutes his eyes bulged open as he smelt something so…