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One day there lived a little pumpkin boy that lived in number 34 h20 road by an old watermelon factory. He lived with his mum, his dad and his dog fido. after school one day he decided to go walk by the watermelon factory but on the way...
A mad caffine crazed donkey came rushing from across the road and ran towards the pumpkin boy with a hungry look in his eyes....
"Ah, there you are Assface!" cried the pumpkin boy. "I've got you a present!" The pumpkin boy whistled, and his dog Fido came scampering around the corner...
...with a small a warped present attched to his back. Assface asks eagerly, "What's in the box, Pumpkin Boy?"
"Well it's a...
...raincoat inside a saucepan, "we are going to the watermelon factory afterall", said the pumpkin boy to Assface "and you remember what it was like last time both of us were there and we needed a saucepan and raincoat. Anyway, lets hurry up, I think it's almost dawn...
So assface and and the little pumpkin boy slowly made their way to the watermelon factory, but even though it was only 20m ahead of them they became too hungry and decided to walk to the cornershop and buy some taco's....
...but they were stopped by the grammar monster, who smacked them both upside the head for crap grammar and then sent them on their way towards the taco shop. Little did they know that the taco shop had been bought out and turned into a brothel...
...with sore upside the head's they made their way inside the brothel, hoping to find some taco's or something good to eat, when the pumpkin boy suddenly noticed his dad walking into one of the back rooms.......
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