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Originally posted by johnny:
It does ? Just remember that i live by the "i don't buy a whole cow if i want a glass of milk" rule.  Although a glass of milk every morning doesn't sound too bad right now. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Reminds me of an episode of Jerry Springer where a Hillbilly dumps his supermodel girlfriend so that he can live out his life with his secret lover...his cow "Bertha" who was moved onto the stage dressed in a massive pink moomoo wearing a pink milk-maid hat.
The hillbilly runs to the cow, starts hugging it and shouting "She satisfies me in ways you never could".
Not really relevent, but I thought I'd share my favourite Springer moment.