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A big brown bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to big brown bears in bars in Billings.
The big brown bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent big brown bears in bars in Billings."
The big brown bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, there's gonna be trouble!" The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully big brown bears in bars in Billings."
The big brown bear goes to the end of the bar, and, with a big roar, bites the head off a woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to billigerent, bully big brown bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on DRUGS."
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The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
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