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A man is dying of cancer......
His son asked him, " Dad, why do you keep telling
people you're dying of AIDS? "
Answer: " So when I'm dead no one will dare to touch
your mom!"
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Three Feelings:
Q: What's the difference between stress, tension
and panic?
A: Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when
girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Chinese Adam and Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise....
because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!
[ 03-11-2005, 07:26 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ]
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