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When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
-Matt Groening
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-Matt Groening
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
-Ronald Reagan
A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a cross? It's kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on."
- Bill Hicks
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the effort. There is a difference.
- Bill Hick
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
-John Buchan
[ 03-06-2005, 07:16 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]
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