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I got one, a blonde walks into a store and sees a nice TV. She walks up to the counter and asks how much it costs. THe man at the counter looks at her, then replies "we dont sell to blondes"
She comes back the next day with her hair dyed red, and again asks for the TV. Once again the man at the counter looks at her then smiles and says "i told you yesterday that we dont sell to blondes"
She comes back the 3rd day with her hair dyed black and asks how much the TV is. The man at the counter laughs and says they dont sell to blondes. Frusterated the woman asks how he knew she was a blonde for the last two days.
The man replies, "thats not a TV, thats a microwave."
Ha... Ha...
[ 02-22-2005, 07:27 PM: Message edited by: Jerry_Seinfeld ]
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