Arledrian reminded me of a call I took a few months back. I answered the phone, and the person asked for me. I said hold on, he's right here... waited a few seconds, and then came back on in my best southern good ol' boy accent. Had a mighty nice talk fer a few minutes, and then I allowed as how I wasn't going to do that right now...
Oooohhh... I just remembered another option. Roll the Bones (McCoy, that is): I'm sorry... he's dead.
That'll stop a lot of folks in their tracks.
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Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.
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