[Mozenwrathe]

To be honest (and this is not a pointless thread post, might I add), I have never been fond of toy dogs. They tend to get into everything, and cannot be found when they do something wrong or are barking at you from the shadows. Even though I am allergic to dogs AND cats to a minor degree (scarfing down antihistamines works wonders), I still like them. Now REAL dogs are ones that start weighing in at least ten kilograms. (a little over twenty pounds for you non metric users.) Of course, you always run the risk of having a dog that weighs almost as much as you mistaking itself for a lap dog. *laughs*

You try to tell two Rottweilers they are not allowed up when the smaller one is sixty-five and the larger (and more playful) dog is just shy of seventy-five kilgrams. It is not an easy task, let me tell you.