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Originally posted by VulcanRider:
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And he informed [his wife] of certain ground rules. If they go to a drive through and she wants a Coke, she knows better than to ask him to pass it to her. She's got arms. She can reach for it. Or if they're out somewhere and she's drinking Coke and needs to get something out of her purse, she knows not to ask him to hold her can or cup or bottle. And when her damn brother-a Coke addict who will occasionally break down and drink a Pepsi if he's thirsty enough-comes over with that other stuff he can damn well sit on the porch until he's finished. It's happened.
...he'd rather not be the office errand boy because inevitably somebody orders a Coke. When that happens he either asks a clerk to place the sodas in a bag for him, or-if he must do it himself-"I have to get a Kleenex or something in order to pick up the bottle." If he can't find a Kleenex or a napkin he'll use his shirttail or search his truck for a rag. He says he's not sure he wouldn't prefer to pick up a turd with his bare hands.
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I'd say the guy's got an unhealthy obsession, if he won't even touch someone else's can or cup. His site did say (as of Oct '04) he's switched to Pepsi Edge to cut down on sugar, which is good. My 1st thought after reading this was he's making himself a good candidate for diabetes. [/QUOTE]That IS really weird how he won't even touch a bottle or cup of Coke! Sounds kinda nutso to me [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] I like Pepsi too, but I don't suck it down like this guy. Sheesh who gets THAT thirsty LOL?