Blimey mateys, I be spottin'
seacrabs on yonder horizon!
I be hearin' bad stories about seacrabs I do! I heard that one sorry fella' once tried t' rope himself a seacrab but the bloody thing turned round and had off with one of his 'ere legs! Poor Scotty Hobbletoes, ne'er were the same again...
--Kestrel--