* Picks the lock and opens the door*
Wow! This place was closed down for a while!
Morning, all. Last night, my daughter's friend told her this tale about how if you slept with your pajamas inside out and put a spoon under your pillow, it would snow enough that school would be cancelled the next day.
So she did it.
Guess what? Six inches of snow, and school cancelled.
She's now convinced that she has extraordinary powers, and it's all her doing. Gotta love it