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Old 11-21-2004, 08:25 PM   #18
Marty4
Symbol of Cyric
 

Join Date: August 31, 2004
Location: VA
Age: 34
Posts: 1,127
Top Ten Spells Not Worth Memorizing

10. Tasha's Uncontrollable Flatulence

9. Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder

8. Protection from Elvis, 10' Radius

7. Power Word, Smirk

6. Legend Lore, Extended Dance Mix

5. Invisibility to Inanimate Objects.

4. Hold Self

3. Delayed Blast Flatulence

2. Charm Undead (X rated version)

1. Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent)

I got these off the internet, so no, I am not this funny.
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