Top Ten Spells Not Worth Memorizing
10. Tasha's Uncontrollable Flatulence
9. Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder
8. Protection from Elvis, 10' Radius
7. Power Word, Smirk
6. Legend Lore, Extended Dance Mix
5. Invisibility to Inanimate Objects.
4. Hold Self
3. Delayed Blast Flatulence
2. Charm Undead (X rated version)
1. Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent)
I got these off the internet, so no, I am not this funny.
|