"I must be like butter because I'm on a roll!"
"Put that thing back in your pants!"
Both are quotes from my favorite spanish teacher, although she is a bit odd.
"Yes, yes, I'm a health teacher and I got arrested for drunk driving." (True story from my male gym teacher)
"Never doubt me, I am the OG." (chem teacher)
"I can't believe him! Why can't he ever bring back my things? This is such bulls**t." (choir teacher, evidently she thought no one was around when she said that, but I was [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] )
"Oh I love Spongebob, I'd marry him if I could." (junior year female english teacher, not married)
I'll think of some more later
