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Halloween Groaner
Ali G went to his mate's fancy dress costume party wearing nothing but a girl on his back.
"So what are you supposed to be?" the host asked indignantly.
"I Iz a snail," Ali replied.
The exasperated host asked, "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that naked girl on your back?"
Ali replied. "Diz Iz Michelle."
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