I wouldn't "for quids" be Micheal Vaughan
Who watched the Aussies on Sat'day morn
Leave the Indians bloodied and torn
Next year he plays those Aussies
And the English team gazed on forlorn
No doubt anticipating Fleet Street scorn
For wicket to wicket, across the lawn
In June they face the Aussies.
And many an English fan does mourn
That in not one year since they were born
Has the Ashes ere their team adorn'd
It's still held by those bloody Aussies.
Big Andy won't change that, in half he'll be saw'n
And Harmy'll get belted "round the cape of the Horn"
And Giles, well lets face it, the man's no Shane Warne
What a proud time to cheer and be Aussie
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