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BAH! Garfield is the prophet that will lead this generation to enlightenment through his comical escapades featured each and every day in the newspaper.
"Eateth of the lasagnaeth!"
"Mocketh the less fortunate than thee,especially the dogeth"
"Sleepth all day, 'cept for the eating hours, during which it is your duty to eateth all food in the surrounding area...eth"
"Blameth the dog...always"
Heed his teachings and witness your quality of life soar to new heights! I love that fat orange cat.
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