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Bozos of Bones · 10-06-2004, 05:38 PM

Let's see
Fried chicken is the most commonly ordered food in sit down restaurants in the US. - dunno

The Rottweiler is the dog most responsible for human deaths. the golden retriever is the dog least likely to bite people. - Both true

Ireland really is the same size as Lake Superior. - really dunno

Madrid is the highest capital city in Europe. - probably

Monaco has the shortest coastline in Europe. - lol

the sheep-to-human ratio is highest in Australia. - true IMHO

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza everyday. - I think so.

You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than a poisonous Spider. - O...K, that's weird...

Cat's Urine glows under a blacklight. - ?? doubtfull

Winston Churchill was born in a ladie's toilet during a dance. - watever

Parasites count for 0.01% of your body weight. - no, just no

3 people die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue - I really really really doubt this one

142 people were injured in 1998 by not removing all pins from new shirts - not

58 people are injured each year by using a sharp knife instead of screwdrivers. - not

31 people have Died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in - people must yet reach that level of stupidity

19 people have died in the last three years believing that christmas decorations were chocolate - yeah, right... NOT!

Hospitals report 7 broken arms this year after cracker pulling accidents - A what? Hell no.

101 people since 1998 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet - much much more...

18 people had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth - erm... wtd?

A massive 543 people were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth - made up, there are more stupid people

5 people last year were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalectrix car - don't think so

8 people cracked their skull in december 2002 after falling asleep while throwing up into the toilet - Nah.

85% of statistics are made up on the spot! - Probably!

10-06-2004, 05:38 PM	#2
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 38 Posts: 4,679	Let's see Fried chicken is the most commonly ordered food in sit down restaurants in the US. - dunno The Rottweiler is the dog most responsible for human deaths. the golden retriever is the dog least likely to bite people. - Both true Ireland really is the same size as Lake Superior. - really dunno Madrid is the highest capital city in Europe. - probably Monaco has the shortest coastline in Europe. - lol the sheep-to-human ratio is highest in Australia. - true IMHO Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza everyday. - I think so. You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than a poisonous Spider. - O...K, that's weird... Cat's Urine glows under a blacklight. - ?? doubtfull Winston Churchill was born in a ladie's toilet during a dance. - watever Parasites count for 0.01% of your body weight. - no, just no 3 people die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue - I really really really doubt this one 142 people were injured in 1998 by not removing all pins from new shirts - not 58 people are injured each year by using a sharp knife instead of screwdrivers. - not 31 people have Died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in - people must yet reach that level of stupidity 19 people have died in the last three years believing that christmas decorations were chocolate - yeah, right... NOT! Hospitals report 7 broken arms this year after cracker pulling accidents - A what? Hell no. 101 people since 1998 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet - much much more... 18 people had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth - erm... wtd? A massive 543 people were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth - made up, there are more stupid people 5 people last year were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalectrix car - don't think so 8 people cracked their skull in december 2002 after falling asleep while throwing up into the toilet - Nah. 85% of statistics are made up on the spot! - Probably! __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!