O.K. here goes...
NAME? Johannes van Hezewyk (don’t try to pronounce it properly - even I can't do that [img]tongue.gif[/img] )
LIVING ARRANGEMENT? live with wife, 2 sons and *shudder* mother-in-law
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? The Weather Channel ?? – I don't watch too much TV - I just catch the news and weather updates.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? plain blue fabric
FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Trivial Pursuit
FAVORITE MAGAZINE? N/A
FAVORITE SMELLS? fresh baked bread, baby's hair, vanilla
FAVORITE SOUND? my wife singing Karaoke
WORST FEELING(S) IN THE WORLD? Disappointing someone you love and care about
BEST FEELING(S) IN THE WORLD? Love – enough said
FAVORITE RECORD? Supertramp – Crime of the Century: Gave away my records when I got a CD player.
FAVORITE SONG? Depends on my mood at the time...
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? What time is it? "Am I late for work?"
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? After the first ring the call display kicks in, then I decide to pick it up on the second ring or let the answering machine take the call.
(FUTURE) DAUGHTER'S NAME? N/A
(FUTURE) SON'S NAME? Jordan and Justin
FAVORITE FOOD? Hamburgers, BBQ Steak, Oriental foods
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla
FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Burgundy Cherry
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Bacon bits
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Yes
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Cool
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? ’72 Buick LeSabre – as large as a barge and just as agile.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Sagittarius
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR? Robert Aspirin
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Of course, doesn’t every one?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Ironworks Moderator, RPG Game Tester
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Left natural, dark brown
WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Paint – haven’t decorated them at all
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Still in Love; Truly Madly Deeply
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half full
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEVERAGE? Coffeeeeee!! (Serious caffeine addict here [img]graemlins/goodmorning.gif[/img] )
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)? LotR trilogy, Star Wars
ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righty
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Right keys, left keys, top keys, bottom keys, I have used them all at one time or another…
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Uhh… the area carpet…
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 42 (life, the universe, and everything)
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? One that works without upkeep

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SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT A PERSON ON THIS BOARD? Only one nice thing for one person? I have lots of nice things to say about lots of people…
When I posted a newbie question on the Baldur’s Gate Forum, Six_ of_Spades answered straight forward without sounding condescending.