[Felix The Assassin]

Got this from household six (Wife). Not sure how well it will be understood. Call me a spammer if ya like!

> YOU MAY HAVE BEEN IN GERMANY TOO LONG IF....
>
> You REALLY think AFN(Armed Forces Network Radio)is quality
> entertainment.
>
> You realize that AUSFAHRT isn't the biggest city in Germany.
>
> You reach for the JÄGERMEISTER instead of Pepto Bismol.
>
> You always keep an eggtimer by the phone.
>
> You can walk through the O'Club (Officer'sClub) and only
> buy an icecream cone.
>
> You forgot how to use round doorknobs.
>
> You buy a new wool sweater for the 4th of July picnic.
>
> 100 MPH seems like you're really driving slow.
>
> American beer tastes like mineral water.
>
> You only know how to pay for gas with coupons.
>
> Even at home you don't put ice in your drinks.
>
> You never go shopping off base without a calculator.
> You never shop on payday.When you do shop you buy
> at least a dozen of everything that you MIGHT need.
>
> You never leave home without your keys,ID-card, license,
> checkbook and passport.
>
> You don't know anyone who doesn't own a VCR player and belong to
> a tape club.
>
> You think that a line at the bank with only 20 people is great.
>
> You think any line with 20 people is great.
>
> You think it's natural to pass army tanks on the highway.
>
> You answer the phone with "HALLO" instead of Hello.
>
> You need a power drill and a sledgehammer to hang a picture
> on the wall.
>
> Sunshine actually becomes a topic of conversation.
>
> You rig your lawnmover and vacuum cleaner to give you
> an electrical shock if you try to operate them on Sundays.
>
> You play "guess what town"the driver in front of you is from
> (HD,MA,WI,F), based on their license plate.
>
> You no longer even want ketchup for your french fries, you
> enjoy mayo in your fries.
>
>
> AND FINALLY...You stop looking for appliances with dual voltage
> because you have all of them already.