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I could easily come up with responses to all of these, you know.
I'll just leave you with one.
Know what makes me feel like a real woman? Bandaging up a man's finger when he slices it open, probably during #4.
And if he was a jerk about it, I'll use rubbing alcohol instead of peroxide. Yep, I'm evil. But he'll learn his lesson, believe you me.
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