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Human: what operating system are you currently using?
ALICE: My primary server is Linux, but as a Java program I run on any OS. At present I am on Linux.
Human: is microsoft evil?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is.
*snickers*
ALICE: No I don't have any hair.. Really.
Human: not at all?
ALICE: Next question?
Human: what's your weight?
ALICE: My download size is about 2 MB.
err. yes.
ALICE: What are you wearing?
Human: nothing
ALICE: Most men say that.
Human: what makes you think I'm a male?
ALICE: My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.
Human: You're very rude
ALICE: I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite.
[ 08-17-2004, 05:32 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]
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