[SpongeBobTheDestoyer]

Human: Have you ever played "Baldur's Gate"
ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Human: Was it because of your hairy bottom?
ALICE: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Human: Do you find me attractive?
ALICE: Yes you look great to me.
Human: You are a liar!
ALICE: No I always tell the truth.
Human: What's your favorite position?
ALICE: Robots don't need to have sex.
Human: what did I say four posts ago?
ALICE: You said " what did I say four posts ago?" .
Human: I'm horny.
ALICE: You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Human: Before I go I want to know one thing.
ALICE: What happened after you go you want to know one thing?
Human: That's freaking jibberish!
ALICE: Thanks for explaining it.


I am having too much fun with this thing! [img]smile.gif[/img]