Interesting convo, the whole thing. Here's a snippet, hoping brevity is truly the greater part of wisodm!
Human: By the way, is she hot?
ALICE: Thanks for telling me. What if I said she could be?
Human: Then my interest would be piqued.
ALICE: Good reasoning. Your interest would be piqued?
Human: yes, it certainly would be.
ALICE: What kind is it? Tell me more about it.
Human: well, ya see, when a man and a woman...
ALICE: How about that. Hey. I see. Is this a joke?
I'm more than a little offended! [img]tongue.gif[/img] (she dodges questions unashamedly, though)