LOL Aerich! I guess I have not had any *good* scones...
I prefer sourdough or wheat English muffins... less "white-breadish". And I dislike white bread for the same reason.
They're easy for pizza -- open the muffin up, spread some prepared pizza sauce, add cheese and whatever toppings you like, and bake at 400 for about ten minutes or until the cheese is nicely melted. The perfect thing when no one can agree on toppings...