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A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him.
He takes off his shirt and the woman says, "What a great chest you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite."
He takes off his pants and the woman says, "What massive calves you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite."
He then removes his underwear and the woman goes running and screaming
out of the apartment.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment.
The woman replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I
saw how short the fuse was."
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“Every tavern’s an opportunity, I say.”
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